Moon Column

Moon Column

The full moon is in the middle of a column of light tonight. Not sure what’s causing it, but it’s very unusual, and quite pretty. It’s difficult to capture in a photo (it’s actually quite a long column) but you get the idea….


Ten Deep Questions…

1. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?

Hmm. Well, for a start you shouldn’t be using your phone on a plane. And a fire at the back of the plane can be controlled, so there’s no huge emergency unless everyone turns their cell phones on all at once, right? So I wouldn’t call anyone. All the important people in my life know how I feel about them, and the last thing I would want to do is panic them by screaming down the phone at them. However, I might write a few lines down to them in a note and seal it in that bag they give you to put your 100ml items in. Huff a bit of air into it too, so it floats. Sorted.


2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry?

Ah, easy. I was angry because my amygdala was going crazy, releasing adrenaline and noradrenaline into my system, before the increased blood flow to the reasoning centre of my frontal lobe managed to counter the effect.


3. You can have one of the following two things; love or trust. Which do you choose? Why?

I choose trust, because love without trust is no love at all.


4. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?

I would whip my phone out and call in sick, then jump in and save the dog. That way I can’t get fired for being late, the pup lives, and I get the afternoon off to go and buy a much better alarm clock. Win-win all round.


5. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?

This sounds a little bit ‘Pet Sematary’ to me. No, I wouldn’t do it. It would be a purely selfish pursuit, and I’d rather have happy memories of those I’ve lost, instead of them being confused and grumpy at me for yanking them back from the Summerland.


6. Does love = sex?

Of course not. They’re completely different words, look. One’s even a bit longer than the other, and only one has an ‘x’. And in a numerology sense, love=9 and sex=3 so no match there either. Although, interestingly, sex does equal mint chocolate.


7. Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, and you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?

I’d say a policeman, but seeing as my window is on the first floor, there would be something highly unsettling about someone walking around outside it. So I’m going to plump for The Doctor, because if he can’t sort it out what the heck is going on, we can at least escape in the TARDIS.


8. You can have dinner with three celebrities. Who would you choose, and why?

Oh blimey…erm, MST3K’s Kevin Murphy, because I’ve met him and he’s lovely, plus he makes me roar with laughter; Neil Gaiman, because I’ve met him and he’s lovely, plus his books are just brilliant; and David Tennant, so we could play Doctor afterwards.


9. You’re trapped in a dark basement and can’t see well enough to find the exit. You feel your way around the room and find a half-filled oil lamp, a burnt-down candle, and a pile of logs in a fireplace, but you only have one match on you. So what do you light first?

Um, the match?


10. If you could live anywhere you wanted, where would you choose?

A big log cabin, somewhere peaceful, green and forested, surrounded by nature. It would have a massive, luxurious bed, a library and a sound-proofed music room. There’d be big windows, and the lounge would have a high ceiling, lots of sofas and a fireplace. You’d be able to see the Aurora Borealis from it. And it would rain half the time. Perfect.

Are We Losing Ourselves?

Zombies are among us! Oh yes, they shamble aimlessly amidst our ranks every day with slack faces and hunched shoulders, hands held out in front of them, unresponsive and silent except for the odd grunt, strangled moan or occasional piercing scream. They are relentless. Be afraid. Be very afraid!  You’ve seen them too; that couple sitting wordlessly at the next table in the restaurant, seemingly unaware of each other. The person who shuffled into you in the street without noticing or acknowledging you, unaware of the direction they’re heading or the cafe chair they’re about to hilariously fall over. Zombies. Or maybe they’d be better described as Meanderthals? For these are the folk who are lost in another world, a world of the mind which leaves the physical body operating on automatic, the world of the…duh duh DUH!…smart phone.

Okay, so let’s get one thing straight here; I’m not dissing the smart phone. I love gadgets as much as the next geek, and I’ll admit to using my own phone to idly surf the net on long train journeys, or update my Facebook status with some inane comment that I’ll probably regret posting at the exact time I lose my connection, or find out where the heck I am when I’m lost, or chat to my buddies when I should be working (hey, I work from alone from home, so I need a little social interaction every now and then!) And there’s nothing wrong this, it’s perfectly healthy and dead useful at times, especially when you find yourself in the wrong part of town with a Doctor Who bag and a badge that says ‘Your Face Offends Me’. You’ve got to love technology. However, the danger arises when we are so self-absorbed in this virtual world that, in connecting with friends or news or trivia, we become disconnected from the physical world around us. That’s not so good, and yet I see it more and more.

There’s not only the fact to consider that you may wander into the path of a bus while you’re tweeting about what a good day you’re having; social niceties also go out the window when you’re a phone junkie. How many times have you seen someone so engrossed in their phone that they let a door shut in someone else’s face, or ignore someone calling to them, or fail to notice that an elderly person standing on the bus could really do with a seat?

True, contemporary social media is communal even if it’s not face-to-face, and any kind of engagement is good. But every now and then, we need to put down the phones and take a look around. Breathe in some fresh air. Listen to the birds. Really listen. Take in the details of the physical world around us no matter where we are, because it really is beautiful. Smile at other people, real people. Human interaction and warmth is a wonderful thing, and you won’t get it from a digital device. And don’t be afraid to be alone for a while – to quote actress Olivia Wilde “I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not defined by another person”.

To put it plainly, don’t just send a hug, give a hug.

Love and light.

London Calling

This may come as a bit of a shock to those of you who know me, but I’m not actually the confident, gregarious person I pretend to be. It’s all an act, a lesson learned through years of airport work where if you’re nervous and compliant you’ll be squished immediately beneath the feet of the first passenger who wants to take a pop at you because they’re trying to check in fifteen bags and a dog without paying extra. It’s a lesson you learn quickly, believe me. But actually I’m a horrendously shy, fluffy type of character, and this is borne out by the fact that, right now, I’m sitting here in abject panic purely because I have to go to London tomorrow for a meeting. And why? Because, having been away from the airport environment for nearly a year and working from home in my new job, I’m badly out of practice. My shields are down, and Scotty cannae fix ‘em for me, that’s for sure.

I don’t like London at all. Don’t get me wrong, it has cool museums, theatre shows and yes, a bloody huge Forbidden Planet. There’s always something to do or see. It’s just that to get to the cool places to see or do the cool stuff you first have to navigate the suffocating Underground, the shoving crowds of grumpy people, and the hideous traffic which seems determined to flatten you at every opportunity. And pavements are only as safe as the most deranged person on them. A gentle, fluffy type of character belongs under a tree in a sunlit field, not trapped in the middle of a manic five-way junction because she panicked at the crossing and got stuck on a traffic island.

So when forced to head for the capital on previous occasions, I’ve either guzzled Rescue Remedy in sweet homeopathic futility, or downed a swift gin and tonic or two. As I’m heading to a meeting tomorrow and am a notorious lightweight when it comes to alcohol, the latter is probably not the best idea unless the agenda includes a point on drunken bear-hugs. And the former only seems to work on and off. The last time, it was off. And really off.

So what’s a shy, fluffy character (albeit one that used to know how to pretend to be confident and gregarious) to do? I’ve mulled over numerous ways to combat my fear of bustling crowds and busy streets and I’ve come up with two possible solutions:

1. Music. I’m going to arm myself with my iPod in an effort to distance myself from the crazy, loud goings on around me, and thus beat the rising grip of fear with familiar tunes that make me feel good. I’ve even downloaded a few more songs to keep me occupied, including the Girls On Film Night Mix by Duran Duran. Ah, I remember that song well. And I remember the video being banned because it had nipples in it.

2. Borrowed attitude. I’m a pretty empathic person, and I tend to take on the emotions of the people around me without even thinking about it. Funnily enough, I’ve noticed that this also happens when I watch Doctor Who; after a couple of episodes I go all Doctor-y and feel like I can tackle anything, so I’ve loaded an audio book read by David Tennant onto my iPod too. I’m just hoping it doesn’t lead to me striding in there while shouting ‘Allons-y!’ and waving my sonic screwdriver around.

And that’s it. Tomorrow I’m hoping to actually make it back home with my sanity intact, thanks to carefully recreating my own little world around myself as protection against the madding crowd.

And if all that fails, there’s always the Doctor’s sage advice:  ‘Just walk about like you own the place. Works for me!’